- In Denmark we have all but forgotten the pandemic.
- The best solution was crouching to get your face below the screen, the shop owner doing the same, just to be able to understand each other, and of course bringing your faces closer than ever.
- Once in a supermarket a woman pulled down her mask, coughed violently into her hand and then used that hand to find out which pears were the softest.
Conrad the Contrarian: Pandemic hangovers
